本人急需一篇英语幽默小短文

【1】

I know who God is!


A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

【2】

Does the dog know the proverb, too?



A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right." said a gentleman. " Don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb. 'Barking dogs don't bite'?"

"Ah, yes." answered the little boy. " I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"