A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives......"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

两人谈话，因为有口音，所以让女乘客误会了。

有口音版本：（*是限制级词语，自己想吧）
Emma先来*，然后是我*，接着那俩傻b同时*。我又来一次*，那两傻b又同时*。我再次*而且“射”了两次。最后我还*了一回。

实际的意思是：
先是“M”，然后是“I”，接着是俩“D”一块，又一个“I”和俩“S”一起，然后又是“I”和两个“P”相连，最后还是“I”。