A man is walking late at night when he see's a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks" she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, so he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of the sudden a light flashes on them -- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" ask the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your wife," says the cop.
"Well, neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

一个男人晚上走在路上，看到一个女人站在阴影下
“20美元”，她说
他从来没有叫过妓女，所以这次他决定试一次。

他们刚进行了一分钟，突然灯光照到了脸上，一个警察发现了他们

“你们在干什么”，警官问
“我在和我的妻子上床”他愤怒地回答
“啊，对不起，我不知道她是你妻子” 警官说
“啊，我本来也不清楚，直到你把灯光照到她脸上，我才发现了。”

一个笑话，呵呵。