本人急求一个中等的英语文章或笑话（比较好背的），再根据问题提出3个问题！小弟谢谢了！

1.Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.


　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？

　　小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。

　　老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢？

　　小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。
Q1:Who is Abraham Lincoln?
Q2:What great event happened in 1812 in fact?
Q3:In your opinion,who is the best president in America?

2.Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?


Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

中文：

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
Q1:Is the man's behavior right?
Q2:In this story,can you use a phrase to describe the man?
Q3:Tell me a chiese story with the same meaning in English.