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问题: “幽默小故事”翻译成英语怎么说?

请帮忙找几个英文幽默小故事,要短一些的,谢谢!

解答:

(Fun Reading ) Tom's Excuse
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day ?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,"
School--Go slowly".
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George,did you like your new teacher?"asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three andthree are six and then she said that two and four are six
too..."
A Great Man
Teacher:Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were
still alive today?
Student:Of course .He must be a great man ,for so far
nobody has lived to over 400 years.