“崧儿！起床、穿衣、刷牙、快快快！要迟到了！”我在妈妈紧促的唠叨声中醒了。“爸爸都起来了，快…….啊！我的稀饭！”妈妈边喊边跑向厨房。我不经意间向大房间瞟了一眼，爸爸正慢吞吞地走出来，嘴里叼了根烟，向我喂了个“小子，早上好！”便进入了厕所。
“吃早饭了！”妈妈端着锅走了出来，放了锅，立刻换上鞋，背上包，“两位赶紧吃啊！”我去开车！”说着就“噔、噔、噔”地走下了楼。我刚坐下，只听“哗——”地冲水声，爸爸走了出来、就坐，端起碗就喝。他把脸深深地埋进了碗里，含含糊糊地说：“儿子，自从你上学之后，我就没睡过一次‘回笼觉’了”。“哼，这样你不是瘦多了吗？”，“岂不知你老爸损失了多少脑细胞啊。”…….我还想继续争辩下去，只听手机一响，一个声音高叫着“两位同志！都七点了！还不走？”说着就没了声。“啊，快走！”爸爸吸光了最后一口稀饭，连拉带推地与我走出了家门。
哈哈，瞧，我们这一家！

试试，力图把中文的情趣翻出来。
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“崧儿！起床、穿衣、刷牙、快快快！要迟到了！”我在妈妈紧促的唠叨声中醒了。“爸爸都起来了，快…….啊！我的稀饭！”妈妈边喊边跑向厨房。我不经意间向大房间瞟了一眼，爸爸正慢吞吞地走出来，嘴里叼了根烟，向我喂了个“小子，早上好！”便进入了厕所。

"Songy!(亲昵点好） Get up! Get dressed! And Brush your teeth! Go! Go! Go! You're getting late!" I was waken upin the blistering nag of mom. "Dad's getting up, come on... oh, my porridge!" Mom ran to the kitchen, yelling. I glanced at the living room and found Dad's moseying outwith a cigarette in his mouth. "Morning, son!" He beckoned to me and then slipped into the toilet.

“吃早饭了！”妈妈端着锅走了出来，放了锅，立刻换上鞋，背上包，“两位赶紧吃啊！”我去开车！”说着就“噔、噔、噔”地走下了楼。我刚坐下，只 听“哗——”地冲水声，爸爸走了出来、就坐，端起碗就喝。他把脸深深地埋进了碗里，含含糊糊地说：“儿子，自从你上学之后，我就没睡过一次‘回笼觉’了 ”。“哼，这样你不是瘦多了吗？”，“岂不知你老爸损失了多少脑细胞啊。”…….我还想继续争辩下去，只听手机一响，一个声音高叫着“两位同志！都七点 了！还不走？”说着就没了声。“啊，快走！”爸爸吸光了最后一口稀饭，连拉带推地与我走出了家门。
哈哈，瞧，我们这一家！
"Time for breakfast!" Mom walked out with the porridge pot. She dropped/put it down, changed her feet instantly, and put on her bag. "Hurry guys! I'll go get the car." Saying that, she went downstairs.

I was just laying my butt on the seat and heard the flushing sound from the toilet and out went my dad. He sat down and started (his meal) right away. He deeped down his face into the bowl and mumbled, "you know son, I haven't had a turn back sleep ever since you went to school!" "Aha, in that case you're just getting a more slim figure!""You know how exhausted my brain is?" I was about to claim back but my mobile rang. Out resounded is mom's voice, "Comrades/Amigos! It's 7 now! Aren't you going?" the sound subsided then and dad sucked away his last bite, "Ah, move!" He dragged and pushed me out of the door with him.

Haha, see, that's my family!