could you help me to translate the following english in chinese?

.giving a ticker tape parade
.police had the odds stacked against them.
.gave the pecs a bit of a work-out, did you?
.this is all because that randy little punk wants to root my neighbour.
.bailed to a mention hearing
.they're run off their feet.
.on the list of all those people qualified to make a joke at my expense, his name isn't there.
.she's trying to get her life together.
.your dog craps on my glass
.i swear if this blue didn't make my eyes pop,i'd be in sales.
.you have outdone yourself.
.i can't just pull charges out of thin air.
.what really gets up my nose is the way they went behind my back.
.you shouldn't have gone off at David like that
.if anything ugly comes out of this morning's stupidity, it's your neck on the block,end of discussion.
.i knew you were on the prowl and hoped you'd have more sense than to pick my granddaughter for your rebound.
.children can be a handful at the best of time.
.you're just expected to instinctively know and fly by the seat of your pants.
.i snuck over to her.
.you're proobably one of those cheeful people who dots their I's with little hearts.
.ball bearings.
.she doesn't give a stuff.
.it seems to be her day for it.
.if you ever speak to my daughter like that, i'll be all over you like a cheap suit.

.giving a ticker tape parade隆重夹道欢迎(扔碎纸的)
.police had the odds stacked against them.警察有些他们的犯罪证据
.gave the pecs a bit of a work-out, did you?想练一下你的胸肌吧，对不
.this is all because that randy little punk wants to root my neighbour.
这全是由于那些小捣蛋鬼要以我住的这个社区为据点。
.bailed to a mention hearing保释等待听诉
.they're run off their feet.他们没有地方逃了
.on the list of all those people qualified to make a joke at my expense, his name isn't there.他还真算不上是能让我出丑的人。
.she's trying to get her life together.她想过正常人生活(抛弃恶习)
.your dog craps on my glass你那狗在我的玻璃窗下拉屎
.i swear if this blue didn't make my eyes pop,i'd be in sales.
我发誓如果这惨事还不出奇的话，我就去死。
.you have outdone yourself.
你又画蛇添足了。
.i can't just pull charges out of thin air.
我还真没有凭空说白话
.what really gets up my nose is the way they went behind my back.
我警觉起来是由于他们常偷偷摸摸的
.you shouldn't have gone off at David like that你还真不应该对戴维发这么大火
.if anything ugly comes out of this morning's stupidity, it's your neck on the block,end of discussion.
如果早上你干的那蠢事有结果的话，你会送命的，不跟你讲了。
.i knew you were on the prowl and hoped you'd have more sense than to pick my granddaughter for your rebound.我知道你在找机会，希望跟我孙女的关系更密切些
.children can be a handful at the best of time.很多时候小孩子是很难对付的
.you're just expected to instinctively know and fly by the seat of your pants.你这是凭直觉去冒险
.i snuck over to her.我偷偷摸摸地走近她
.you're proobably one of those cheeful people who dots their I's with little hearts.你大概就是那种道貌岸然，心怀鬼胎的人了。
.ball bearings.钢球，铁了心了？？
.she doesn't give a stuff.她什么也没有供出来
.it seems to be her day for it.这是她的劫数
.if you ever speak to my daughter like that, i'll be all over you like a cheap suit.如果你胆敢对我女儿这么讲话，我绝不会放过你的。