急~~！！ 我英语不好 求各位英语好的帮个忙 谢谢 谢谢了！！

Hey,look!
There comes my college mate,
and he's good.
lingering in the campus all through the days,
yet never shows up with a book.
Does he ever attend classes?
Oh,why bother to ask?
The furious teachers?
Well,once there's one,
but is now out of his mind.
Dear God,
please forgive the poor man,
he's tried his best.
Ah,my dear college mate.
Flattering himself as the dreamy guy,
while actually he's got an ass so fat.
He's a master of games,
taking sports as bullshit.
He beats his old man up,
he drinks as the Duke.
He's the hero of everyone here,
yet still couldn't find a girlfriend.
Ah,there comes my college mate,
with a cigar in his hand.
Damn it he's saw me!
I gotta run first.