吓人
犯人被执行枪决，由于子弹质量不好，第一枪没响，接着，又开了第二枪，第三枪。这是犯人哭了，抱着行刑者的大腿说：“你掐死我吧，这太吓人了”。
招聘
一个女孩走进一家公司的经理的办公室，问：“你们有招女秘书的吗？”经理说：“我们很愿意录用你，小姐，但是现在经济危机，没活干。”女孩说：“有没有活干我不计较，只要有工资就行。”
致命的缺陷
新兵准备跳伞，教官打开舱门，最后叮嘱说：“一定要数到10以后再打开降落伞。”大家严格执行命令，一个一个向下跳，突然，有个士兵惊呼道:"杰克一定会摔死的"教官怒斥道：“为什么”“因为他有严重的口吃。”

Scary
A prisoner is being executed by gun-shooting. However, there were some bad quality bullets, the gun didn't fire the first time. So the executor tried it once more, and a third time but the gun still didn't work. Now the prisonor is pouring tears as he hugged the shooter's legs.."Could you maybe try strangling me? This shooting stuff is really scary."
Hiring
A lady walked in to the manager's office and asked：“Are you looking to hire a secretary？”The manager answered：“We are very happy to have you，miss，but there is nothing here to do because of the economic crisis."The lady says:"That's OK, as long as you pay me."
Disabilities are Fatal
Green paratroopers are about to jump.The officer opens the door and gives the last warning:“Must count to 10 then pull it open.”Everyone followed strictly the order and jumped one by one.Suddenly a soilder shouted:"Oh no, Jack is gonna crash!"The officer got angered：“And why the heck is that?”“He severely stutters..”