On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman, 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman, 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman, 2 New Zealander men and 1 New Zealander woman, 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman, 2 American men and 1 American woman. One month later, the following things have occurred....
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together, having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who called them both “bloody wankers” and is checking out all the other men.
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
The American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is mproving. The two American men have committed suicide.

在一个美丽的离开的海岛在茫茫荒野中，以下人民搁浅： 2个意大利人和1名意大利妇女、2个法国人和1名法国妇女、2个德国人和1名德国妇女、2个希腊人和1名希腊妇女、2个英国人和1名英国妇女、2个波兰人人和1名波兰人妇女、2个日本人和1名日本妇女、2个澳大利亚人和1名澳大利亚妇女、2个新纽西兰人人和1名新纽西兰人妇女、2个爱尔兰人和1名爱尔兰妇女、2个美国人和1名美国妇女。 一个月以后，以下事发生了….
一个意大利人杀害了另一个意大利人为意大利妇女。
二个法国人和法国妇女一起愉快地生存，有性装载。
当他们与德国妇女时，交替二个德国人有严密的每周日程表。
个希腊人互相睡觉，并且希腊妇女是清洁和烹调为他们。
二个英国人等待某人介绍他们给英国妇女。
波兰人人看一看长的在不尽的海洋，并且一神色在波兰人妇女和他们开始游泳。
二个日本人电传了东京和等待指示。
二个澳大利亚人互相摔打了无意义战斗在澳大利亚妇女，告诉他们两个“血淋淋的傻瓜”和检查所有其他人。
两个新西兰人搜寻海岛绵羊。
爱尔兰人通过划分海岛成南北和设定槽坊开始了。 他们不记得性是否在图片，因为它在最初的少数公升椰子威士忌酒以后得到类有雾，但他们满意由于至少英国没得到其中任一。
美国妇女继续进行bitching关于她的身体是她自己，女权主义的实质，怎么她可以做他们可以做，关于履行必要，家务相等的分裂的一切，怎么她的前个男朋友尊敬她的看法和被对待她更好，并且怎么她的与她的母亲的关系mproving。 二个美国人自杀。
你看看大概意思对不对？我翻译了好久