Undercover Clergy

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

密秘的神职人员
一天，一个牧师、一个教士和一个法师去远足。当他们来到一个小湖边时已经是汗流浃背、精疲力尽了。由于那个地方很隐蔽，他们脱下所有的衣服跳进湖里。
他们三个觉得恢复精神了，就决定一边享受着他们的“自由”，一边采些浆果。当他们准备跨过一片空地的时候，从镇上来了一群妇女，他们来不及去拿衣服，在他们跑着去拿衣服时，教士和牧师捂住他们的私处，而法师却捂住他的脸。妇女们走后，他们把衣服穿上，教士和牧师问法师为什么捂住脸而不是私处，法师说，我不知道你们是怎么想的，但是在我看来，她们会认识的是我的脸。