First Frenchman:I once heard someone shout,"Look out,"I put my head out of a window and a bucketful( 满桶的 )of water fell on me.It seems that"Look out" may mean "don‘t look out."
Second Frenchman:I once on a ship and heard the captain shout,"All hands on deck,"I put my hands on the deck and someone walked on them.
Third Frenchman:&127;I once visited an English friend early in &127;the &127;morning and the maid( 女仆 )who came to the door and said,"He’s not up yet.Come back in half and hour,"When I went again for him,she said,"He‘s not down yet."
I said,"If he’s not up and he‘s not down,where is he?"
She said,"He’s still in bed.When I say ‘He’s not up‘I mean he has &127;not yet got up,so he has not yet come downstairs,"


Which do you think is the best title?
A. what a language B.the English language

我偏向A,因为文章是用诙谐的口气来描述英语的一些“不合逻辑”的用法的，所以题目也因该用更主观的A。