口语考试用的

H=husband W=wife S=seller

H: Hey darling, guess what,today I saw a guy in my office wearing such a nice suit with a fantastic tie.
W: Stop blowing,that isn't what you can think about,it must take half of your monthly pay.
H:No, not at all, it's quite cheap, the goods in the shoppe are all on sale,not only the clothes!
W: While,not bad, I'll go with you and have a look, it's so hard to say "let's go shoping" from your mouth, I remember last time when you said that, Washington was the president.
H:OK, no more horsefeathers let's go.

S: Hello Sir and Madam what can I help you?
H: Eh,..I'm search for... aha here it is.This is exactly what I want.
(after a while)
H: (to wife)Isn't this suit nice on me?
W: Oh my god! your fool ,do you know what you truely like? In this suit you're such a copy of a fat hog!Change it in ten seconds or disappear from my eyesight.
S: There are many other kinds of nice suit, why not try the others!
H: (to wife)I wonder what is OK in your mind.
W: Ah...see this one is not bad, and this breeches and this tie.
(few minutes out of the fitting room)
H: (to wife ,angrily)Ha Haha ,see what , this is your choice? Green trousers ,orange coat ,brown shirt with a black tie. What a wonderful clown I am! I've no any interesting to buy anything more. Let's back home.
W: No,of course not ,your job is done ,but I still want to find the tasty!
H: Hell,Satan told me ask you to come here.
(after the couple went away)
S: My god, godbless me never meet this kind of person anymore in the future!

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