The queue jumper
It was a cold spring morning in the city of London in England . The weather was very cold , and many people were ill. So there were many people in the doctor’s waiting room. At the head of the queue was an old woman . The woman was a visitor . She did not live in London. She lived in the country. She was in the city to visit her daughter. She wanted to see the doctor because her back hurt.
If I get there early , I can see the doctor quickly , she thought so she was first in the queue. She sat nearest to the doctor’s door.
An Indian came into the waiting room , and walked quickly to the doctor’s door. The old woman thought he was a queue jumper. She stood up and took his arm . Slowly, she said , We were all here before you. You must wait for your turn. Do…you…understand?
The Indian answered: No ,madam. You don’t understand! You’re all after me ! I’m the doctor!
Everyone laughed at the woman’s mistake.

插队者

英国伦敦一个寒冷的春天的早上，天气非常寒冷，许多人都生病了。许多人都在等待医生看病，在排队的人群中排在前面的是一个老妇。这个女人是一个旅游者，她不住在伦敦。她住在乡下，她来这座城市看女儿。她来看医生因为她的后背伤了。
如果我早点到那，我能早点看医生，她想她是队伍里的第一个。她坐在离医生最近的位置上。
一个印第安人进来了，快步走到了医生室。老妇认为他是插队者。她站起来拦住他。缓缓的，她说，我们都比你先来。你必须排队。明白么？
印第安人回答：不，夫人，你不明白！你们都在我后面，我是医生！
每个人都笑话这个女人的错误！